white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
non vegans be like “I conveniently don’t give a shit about underpaid workers or the welfare of people working in abattoirs until veganism comes into it”OH and ps I’m pretty sure your bullshit doesn’t stand up considering to produce honey over the winter bees are fed alternative sugar……. and literally 99% of the agave you find in stores (which not all vegans buy, and many non vegans DO buy) is fair trade.
13 year old Niamh is really wanting Razumikhin and Nastasya to be a thing…….
J.D. Salinger goes up to the counter and orders an iced skinny flavored latte. He pays for it, but when the barista tries to give it to him, he instead attempts to engage her in conversation, claiming that he didn’t really want the coffee in the first place. Also, everyone is a phony.
Emily Brontë goes up to the counter and orders a cafe latte. The barista misunderstands her and gives her a decaf capuccino. Emily storms out in a fury, and spends the next decade walking past Starbucks carrying cups of Caribou Coffee. She and Starbucks never reconcile.
Dostoevsky goes up to the counter and spends two hours frantically trying to decide what to order. When he finally makes a decision, he sits in a corner and broods for the next several weeks. He is finally arrested for loitering and taken to prison overnight. He fears that he will face execution. He is an idiot.
Charlotte Brontë goes up to the counter for a cup of tea and Reader, she orders it!